1. You will end up doing things you said you never would do.
2. You will see things you never thought that you would see.
3. You will hate things you used to love, and love things you used to hate.
God I wish someone would pay me to sit at home all day and smoke weed and drink coffee.
I couldn’t help myself.
Okay so I just walked out of my philosophy class and I was getting ready to walk down the stairs and then the guy in front of me (he was wearing pointy cowboy boots might I add) stopped, turned and said “ladies first” and let me walk down the stairs before him. WTF! That’s never happened to me before. Really it made my day. Looking back I probably should have stopped to hold the door for him at the bottom of the stairs but I thought that there were more people behind me that would catch it and I’m also an inconsiderate asshole that goes 80 mph through construction zones on the expressway so there’s that too. So really I had intended this post to be a tribute to the urban cowboy who showed me chivalry isn’t dead but rather it’s turned into a reflection on what a shitty person I am. So there.
Michael Ian Black is so hot
Vanilla cupcake topped with vanilla frosting and strawberries with nutella.
Seriously. I always forget how absolutely brilliant I am. Not to sound narcissistic or anything but damn. And it’s sad because I know there are people out there just like me that settle for bullshit and constantly beat themselves down when really they are SO FUCKING SMART. It’s days like these that really open my eyes to my intellectual ability that I seem to disregard and so often forget.
Sometimes it takes me a few tries to get it right.
(via bohemea)
I realized today that the way I’m living my life is for the benefit of my future children, but I wonder if living for them instead of myself before they even exist will have a detrimental effect on my future thus ruining what I am trying so hard to create for them.
19 - FL - UCF - INTP - CFA
