January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
I feel pretty today. Pretty shitty.
Okay so I just walked out of my philosophy class and I was getting ready to walk down the stairs and then the guy in front of me (he was wearing pointy cowboy boots might I add) stopped, turned and said “ladies first” and let me walk down the stairs before him. WTF! That’s never happened to me before. Really it made my day. Looking back I probably should have stopped to hold the...
Jan 26th
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god
Michael Ian Black is so hot
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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I am so fucking smart.
Seriously. I always forget how absolutely brilliant I am. Not to sound narcissistic or anything but damn. And it’s sad because I know there are people out there just like me that settle for bullshit and constantly beat themselves down when really they are SO FUCKING SMART. It’s days like these that really open my eyes to my intellectual ability that I seem to disregard and so often...
Jan 19th
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Sometimes it takes me a few tries to get it right.
Jan 8th
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 26th
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I realized today that the way I’m living my life is for the benefit of my future children, but I wonder if living for them instead of myself before they even exist will have a detrimental effect on my future thus ruining what I am trying so hard to create for them.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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I wish I had a piano, or a new camera, or both.
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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So I'm watching Are You Afraid of the Dark?
and this kid says he was calculating the volume of the school…
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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flava time why aren’t you real
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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holy SHIT
Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
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Who cares if my body is turning into one giant boiling rash? As long as Julian will continue to sleep on my butt, everything will be fine.
Dec 1st
November 2011
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Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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Sometimes it’s scary to think I might end up working at a Chick-Fil-A for the rest of my life. But then…sometimes it’s comforting.
Nov 19th
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Hello again, size 5.
I LOVE BEING VEGAN.
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October 2011
24 posts
Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 26th
Dear god please bless me with more money so that I may shop the apartment section of urbanoutfitters.com and fill my house with more cheaply made goods designed to appeal to hipsters like me. amen.
Oct 26th
Aaron Rodgers can I sex?
Oct 23rd
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Oct 19th
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WatchWatch
-commonmisconception: —stayawake: little—wallflower: oh my GOSH i’m gonna have 1,000 asian babies promise. i saw this and fucking cried because i am not asian and cannot produce 100% asian babies MY FUTURE BABIES FUCK YES. GONNA DO THAT TO THEM ALL THE TIME. Especially when they start scratching the furniture.
Oct 18th
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Oct 16th
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Deep Space Marvels. Transcending reality.
Oct 15th
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